Classmates Part 11

This is just about the end of my classmates series. There are 1 or 2 people that I haven't been able to find, so when I do find their pics, I'll post them. Until then, enjoy!

Keith

After high school, Keith worked on a few farms tending livestock. He usually smelled like poo whenever he came over. When he turned 21, he decided to change careers and became a Chippendales dancer. Now he just smells real bad.

Allen

Allen went on to college after high school, where he got a degree in music. During and after college he played in allot of bands, and ended up going on tour. He got tired of touring, and decided to get married and settled down in Colorado. He moved to Florida so he could tease old people.

Dave

Dave married Marsha and then did a stint in the Army. After Dave got out of the Army, they settled in the south. Dave enjoys wood working and goosing old ladies.

Classmates, part 3

This is the third installment of my classmates. Will there be more? Only time will tell!

Karen

Karen has children and grand children. For relaxation, Karen likes to go down by the highway and throw pudding at passing cars. When she goes to Best Buy and a clerk asks if they could help her, she begins crying and screams “Why can’t you people leave me alone!”

Monica

Monica is married and living in Gardner with her husband and children. She is involved in her children’s school. She unwinds by going into Chicago and telling people they can keep their big city and then giving them the bird.

LuAnn

LuAnn is a housewife living in Braidwood. She likes to listen to gangsta rap while planting trees. It's rumored that she likes to break into peoples houses late at night and put saran wrap on their toilet bowls.

Alan

Alan is single and lives in a cave. He likes to cover himself in honey and jump out from behind trees and shout Boo! Some day he hopes to do this when there are other people around.

Bob

Bob lives in California. He has allot of pets. He once went 53 days without taking a bath. He likes to wear other people’s underwear. He likes to sit in the dark and make animal noises.

Classmates, part 2

This is the second installment of my classmates postings. I hope you enjoy reading about the people that I went to school with. They were quite an "interesting" bunch!

Donna

Donna is living in the Coal City area. She is looking forward to retiring soon and spending her days riding around Coal City in squirrel powered go karts. She once hid in a clothing rack, and when people browsed by she yelled “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

Janice

Janice is married. She is running for vice president of the Nude Bee Keeping Association. She makes sweaters out of belly button lint. The last time she went shopping, she moved the “CAUTION – WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area.

Debby

There isn't a picture of Debby in the yearbook. She is married to Ron Mitchel and has children. She spends allot of time trying to keep her sanity after dealing with the Mitchel

Clan

Janice

Janice is engaged. She is a bunny wrangler. In her off hours, she can be found in the middle of town throwing cats at people. She went to Target and set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers she’d invite them in if they brought blankets and pillows from the bedding department.

Bev

Bev is married to Donnie and living in a new house on Essex road. She has children. She likes to listen to her husband sing show tunes.

Classmates, Part 1

It's been a while since I've posted anything. Things have been hectic around here lately; I had water in the basement, I've been sick, my mom's been sick, and I have been working on this particular post. Instead of posting it all in one shot, I'll post it a little at a time. Since there wasn't a whole lot of people that graduated from my high school, this shouldn't take too long.

These are the people that graduated high school with me. My home town wasn't all that big when I graduated, so there weren't all that many people that graduated from my high school - Reed-Custer High School.

Soooooooo, here are some of my classmates, and a little info about them........

Jacqui

Jacqui is married and living in the area. She has children. Her hobbies include reading, horseback riding, and burning things with her flame thrower. She likes to go to the housewares department of the local Wall-Mart and set the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals.

Pat

Pat is married and has children. He lives in a suburb of Chicago. His hobbies include playing pick up basketball and telling people that he's Irish. He likes to go down to the park and body slam old ladies.

Ross

Ross is living in Plainfield. He is divorced and has no children. He holds 8 associate degrees. His hobbies include standing in mud puddles, and rolling naked on a floor covered with carpet tacks while chewing on aluminum foil and rubbing a cheese grater over his face.

Bruce

Bruce is married and living in town. He has children. He works at the high school. Bruce likes to spend his spare time making sock puppets and frightening small animals. He went to the K-Mart service desk and tried to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

Jim

Jim is married and has children. In his spare time, Jim likes to drag race in the summer, and in the winter he tells everyone about his high school days playing basketball. He has this “thing” about meat thermometers.