Classmates Part 11

This is just about the end of my classmates series. There are 1 or 2 people that I haven't been able to find, so when I do find their pics, I'll post them. Until then, enjoy!

Keith

After high school, Keith worked on a few farms tending livestock. He usually smelled like poo whenever he came over. When he turned 21, he decided to change careers and became a Chippendales dancer. Now he just smells real bad.

Allen

Allen went on to college after high school, where he got a degree in music. During and after college he played in allot of bands, and ended up going on tour. He got tired of touring, and decided to get married and settled down in Colorado. He moved to Florida so he could tease old people.

Dave

Dave married Marsha and then did a stint in the Army. After Dave got out of the Army, they settled in the south. Dave enjoys wood working and goosing old ladies.

Classmates Part 10

Well, here's part 10, I came in to escape the heat and humidity for a little while, so I took the opportunity to post part 10.

I don't have much free time now that summer is here, so I have to take advantage of the free time when I can get it.

Sharon

Sharon got married and moved to Oregon. She runs a few Starbucks. She does all her own dental work. She likes to go into crowded elevators and make people think the guy next to her did it.

Dave

Dave married Sharon and moved to Mississippi. He later got divorced. He likes to patrol the interstate and stop the bad people. Maybe some day he will become a policeman

Connie

Connie has been married twice. She went to college and got an undergraduate degree in business management. She does charity work teaching people how to use toilet paper.

Kevin

Kevin went on to college and returned to the area. He is divorced. He says with a little luck he could become a garbage man some day.

Charlie

Charlie is a professor of nuclear physics at M.I.T. He and his wife have 3 children; DeVon, Shawnequa, and Ralph. He sometimes stinks like rotten cheese.

Classmates Part 8

Well it seems I've caught a little bit of a break, so I thought I'd put up part 8 of my series about my classmates. So, without further ado, return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear................sorry, got a little carried away there.

Steve

Steve still maintains a house in Custer Park, although he is hardly ever there. He spends most of his time in New York and Paris, where he is known as an expert on men’s fashion

Sharon

After high school, Sharon got married to Dave T., I think. I heard that she later divorce him. After her divorce became final, she moved to the south of France and is a live ammunition tester.

Mike

Mike is married to a nurse and living in Channahon. At last report, he was thinking of starting his own business. In the evening, Mike likes to make home made ice cream that tastes like sushi.

Jill

Jill went on to college and got a masters degree in knitting. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She likes to sneak into church and shout “Over here!”

Chris

Chris stayed in Braidwood and got married. They run a tomato stand down by the highway. She says her brother is still mean to her and has webbed toes. She still likes to pee in his corn flakes.

Classmates, Part 7

Here is part 7 of my classmates series. I wasn't expecting to get it published so soon, but I have a little bit of time now that it's been raining all day.

I guess that's one good thing about the rain, Another is that I won't have to open up the summer weekend place this week. The later, the better when it comes to that place.

Maybe more about that later. For now, I hope you enjoy reading about some of my high school class mates.

Susan

Susan married Chuck and has 2 daughters, and lives in Braidwood. She is a nurse at Silver Cross Hospital. Susan is amazing. If you want to know what she looks like now, picture her exactly as she was in high school, with her hair cut to shoulder length. She hasn't aged a second. She must have that Dick Clark gene. She can often be found chasing people around the town square shouting “Bend over, I’m a nurse!”

Maria

After high school, Maria married that Love dude. I heard she divorced him and married somebody else. In the evenings she likes to run around her front yard in circles, waving her arms above her head and shouting Whirl whirl whirl!!!

Jim

Jim moved out west to become a prospector and minor league baseball coach. He has a part time job chewing food for other people.

Sue

Sue moved to Colorado and became an amateur wrestler. She has a rectal infection that makes her fart allot. They think she caused her pet dog to die.

Harriet

Harriet moved to Kankakee and started a family. She is self employed as a door knob tester. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. She likes to go to clothing stores, go into a fitting room, waite awhile, and then shout “HEY! THERE’S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!”

Classmates, part 5

Well, here we are with the fifth installment of my classmates. Wish I could be more consistent with getting things out, but things are getting a little hectic now that the summer is trying to get here.

Bill

Bill still lives in the vicinity. He married one of Mike’s sisters. He wants to be a doctor and can write his own name. He likes to dart around department stores while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme song.

Lori

Lori is married and still lives in the Braidwood area. She likes country music now (BOOOO!). She likes to chase people through her pumpkin patch in her underwear. She likes to say “Pst, come here!”

David

David is single again. He has 15 children, all with the same name. He owns the world’s biggest flea circus. He still dreams of becoming a rodeo clown.

Greg

Greg is married and living in Braidwood. He is a fireman and has been on TV. He enjoys telling people that he's a fireman and has been on TV. You might be able to catch him sneaking out behind the firehouse to shake out his hose.

Doug

“Grandpa” Doug is married, and has children and grandchildren. He became a grandfather in his 30's. He is an independent trucker. He can often be heard on the CB radio saying “Grandma has sores all over and the flies are terrible!”

Classmates, Part 4 (I think)

Well, this is the latest installment of my classmates. Took me long enough to get it up. (nyuk nyuk nyuk) I think it's the fourth installment. If not, so what? So there!

Betty

Betty is single and works in a dog collar factory. She chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. She likes to date younger men with teeth.

Luther

Luther is divorced. He still dreams of being a television preacher. He is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances. He likes to go to different businesses and use their security cameras for mirrors while he picks his nose.

Angie

Angie is married and has children. She is not allowed to throw heavy things any more. She used to do magic tricks with mice and squirrels.

Bonnie

Bonnie got married and moved away. She raises possums in her back yard. She likes to sit in the corner and make sounds like steam.

Peggy

Peggy got married and moved to Lockport. Her kids make her nervous. She bit the mail man. While handling guns in the hunting department at Wal-Mart she likes to ask the clerks where the antidepressants are.

Classmates, part 3

This is the third installment of my classmates. Will there be more? Only time will tell!

Karen

Karen has children and grand children. For relaxation, Karen likes to go down by the highway and throw pudding at passing cars. When she goes to Best Buy and a clerk asks if they could help her, she begins crying and screams “Why can’t you people leave me alone!”

Monica

Monica is married and living in Gardner with her husband and children. She is involved in her children’s school. She unwinds by going into Chicago and telling people they can keep their big city and then giving them the bird.

LuAnn

LuAnn is a housewife living in Braidwood. She likes to listen to gangsta rap while planting trees. It's rumored that she likes to break into peoples houses late at night and put saran wrap on their toilet bowls.

Alan

Alan is single and lives in a cave. He likes to cover himself in honey and jump out from behind trees and shout Boo! Some day he hopes to do this when there are other people around.

Bob

Bob lives in California. He has allot of pets. He once went 53 days without taking a bath. He likes to wear other people’s underwear. He likes to sit in the dark and make animal noises.

Classmates, part 2

This is the second installment of my classmates postings. I hope you enjoy reading about the people that I went to school with. They were quite an "interesting" bunch!

Donna

Donna is living in the Coal City area. She is looking forward to retiring soon and spending her days riding around Coal City in squirrel powered go karts. She once hid in a clothing rack, and when people browsed by she yelled “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

Janice

Janice is married. She is running for vice president of the Nude Bee Keeping Association. She makes sweaters out of belly button lint. The last time she went shopping, she moved the “CAUTION – WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area.

Debby

There isn't a picture of Debby in the yearbook. She is married to Ron Mitchel and has children. She spends allot of time trying to keep her sanity after dealing with the Mitchel

Clan

Janice

Janice is engaged. She is a bunny wrangler. In her off hours, she can be found in the middle of town throwing cats at people. She went to Target and set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers she’d invite them in if they brought blankets and pillows from the bedding department.

Bev

Bev is married to Donnie and living in a new house on Essex road. She has children. She likes to listen to her husband sing show tunes.

Classmates, Part 1

It's been a while since I've posted anything. Things have been hectic around here lately; I had water in the basement, I've been sick, my mom's been sick, and I have been working on this particular post. Instead of posting it all in one shot, I'll post it a little at a time. Since there wasn't a whole lot of people that graduated from my high school, this shouldn't take too long.

These are the people that graduated high school with me. My home town wasn't all that big when I graduated, so there weren't all that many people that graduated from my high school - Reed-Custer High School.

Soooooooo, here are some of my classmates, and a little info about them........

Jacqui

Jacqui is married and living in the area. She has children. Her hobbies include reading, horseback riding, and burning things with her flame thrower. She likes to go to the housewares department of the local Wall-Mart and set the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals.

Pat

Pat is married and has children. He lives in a suburb of Chicago. His hobbies include playing pick up basketball and telling people that he's Irish. He likes to go down to the park and body slam old ladies.

Ross

Ross is living in Plainfield. He is divorced and has no children. He holds 8 associate degrees. His hobbies include standing in mud puddles, and rolling naked on a floor covered with carpet tacks while chewing on aluminum foil and rubbing a cheese grater over his face.

Bruce

Bruce is married and living in town. He has children. He works at the high school. Bruce likes to spend his spare time making sock puppets and frightening small animals. He went to the K-Mart service desk and tried to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

Jim

Jim is married and has children. In his spare time, Jim likes to drag race in the summer, and in the winter he tells everyone about his high school days playing basketball. He has this “thing” about meat thermometers.