Well, I haven't been able to post anything for a while, and I'm still pressed for time, so I thought I'd write a few lines about my Aunt Francie's adventures with Activia.
We've all seen the commercials with Jamie Lee Curtis promoting Activia. It's a yogurt that's supposed to help regulate your digestive system. In other words, it helps make sure you have a bowel movement every day. It helps get rid of constipation so you can go to the can, take a dump, pinch a loaf, burn a mule, sit on the porcelain throne, do caca, take a shit, crap your brains out; you get the idea. Guess what......it works!
I've got an Aunt out east that thought she'd try it. This woman is loud, obnoxious, always right about everything, always yelling and cussing at everybody about everything, and not very bright for a woman that's supposed to be educated. She's also a retired nurse. Remember that.
Aunt Francie was having trouble with constipation, so she thought she's try some Activia. She went to the store, got some, and brought some home. She tried one, and loved it. It was the best tasting yogurt she ever had. It was so good, that she thought she'd try another flavor. That too was great. She still had a little room left in her stomach, so she thought she'd try another flavor. She had her third Activia, and it was fantastic! Unfortunately, she was full, and would have to wait until another time to try another flavor.
The next morning she woke up early to rumbling in her gut. She had a feeling that her constipation was over and she better get up. Well, she had just stood up out of bed when all hell broke loose! I can just picture her pushing her walker through the house, leaving a trail behind her, all the time hollering and cussing Jamie Lee Curtis and Activia!"Oooooh! That damn Activia!!! Oooooh!!!! That damn woman has me shitting all over the house!!!!! What the hell are they trying to do!!!! Ooooooh!!!"
I still laugh every time I think about Activia. Heh heh heh. Old Aunt Francie shitting all over the house! Heh heh heh!
