Thursday, November 19, 2009

Adventures with AT&T

I had written about my adventures with dish network in the past. I had a lot of frustration with them because whenever I called with a problem, I always had to speak with someone in India.

I was also having some problems with Comcast. Their service was rather lousy and slow at times, and they had mistakenly disconnected us a few times.

I had seen commercials on the television for AT&T U-verse service, and I thought that I would check it out. Everything seemed okay, and it seemed like I could save some money, so I signed up. I have had their service since this past April, and everything had been going well until this past Monday.

I had been telling a neighbor about how good the service was from AT&T. I had been singing their praises high and low, so they decided to give it a try. The installer came out and started to hook them up. He had gotten everything in place, but told my neighbor he had found a problem and somebody else would have to be called out to fix it. A second guy showed up and started working on her system and in the box at the back corner of our properties. The second guy said that he had everything straightened out, and that he didn't think that he had cut our line in the box. To be sure, he was going to come over and check out our service. Instead of doing that, he jumped in his truck and took off.

We had been out of the house at the time, and when we came back we had no service. I had seen the first guy working at the neighbors house, so I went over and asked her what was going on. She told me about the first guy calling in the second guy, and the second guy said that the service would only be out for about an hour. We were home when the second guy said he was going to check with us and left in his truck instead.

I went back over to the neighbors house and asked her if she knew what was going on. I told her that we still didn't have any service. She checked, and her phone worked, but her Internet was still down. She called the first guy that was out there and spoke with him, and he said all that he could do was put in another ticket and someone would be back out in a little while to take care of it. This was at one o'clock.

At four o'clock I went back over to the neighbors house and asked her if she had heard anything. She hadn't heard anything, so I came back home and I called AT&T. I got through to some guy who had a little bit of a middle eastern accent, and told him what was going on. I told him that the second guy said that he did not think that he had cut the wire, but I told him I believed he did. Well, the guy on the phone didn't listen to me. He ran some tests and told me that the line was dead which I knew, and had me do some stuff to the router. That didn't help, and he ran some more tests from his end. He was polite enough to tell me that when I did that tinkering with the router that he told me to, I had lost all 75 programs and movies that were stored on the DVR.

Now comes the good part. He said that he would have to send a technician out to fix the system. Only he couldn't come out that night. He told me that the earliest he could get someone out was in three days. I could not believe what that guy was telling me. I reminded him that it was his company that had created the problem, the technician had lied to my neighbor, and that I didn't have to wait three days to get the line cut, even though it was not supposed to be cut. I asked him why they gave my neighbor service and cut ours and he couldn't answer me. I asked him why they could not get someone out that night to fix the problem, and all that he would say was that the earliest they could get someone out was in three days.

I explained to him that I was talking to him on my cell phone. I reminded him that I did not have any telephone, television, or Internet. And since the telephone was down, my security system would not work. I told him that my mother was very old and in poor health, and that I needed a phone to call for help in case something happened to her. I also told him that my alarm system had a feature on it that I could press a button and it would call an ambulance for me, but it wasn't working because the phone lines were down. He said that he was sorry, but the earliest to get someone else is in three days. I told him that I had seen his company's people out working late at night, and why couldn't he send one of them over to fix it. I told him that a cut line does not take that long to splice, and if you sent one of those people over they could have it fixed in five minutes. He said that he was sorry and I had to wait three days. My mother was sitting at the dining room table listening to my conversations with him, and when she heard that I was getting nowhere with him she started hollering and yelling. He said once again that he was sorry there was nothing he could do about it, and what day and time would I like the technician to come out and fix it.

I got so angry and disgusted that I threw my cell phone down on the table. I had never done anything like that before and it kind of startled my mother. She picked up my cell phone and lit into the guy. She gave him what for; she was hollering and yelling, and a few times she said "no you listen!". This went on for 20 minutes; he was telling her the same thing he told me and would not budge an inch. Finally my mother told him that she wanted to speak with his supervisor. His supervisor got on the phone and they went at it for about another 15 minutes. When my mother saw that she was not getting anywhere with that guy, she said that she wanted to talk to his supervisor. She was getting more of the same from the second supervisor, when she asked him if he was in the United States. He pretended like he didn't know what she was talking about. She asked him if he was talking to her from the United States. He said no but he had taken training in the United States. She then told him that she want to speak to someone in the United States. He started to argue with her, and she said that she wanted to speak to someone in the United States, and the law said that he had to switch her over when she asked for it.

She got switched over to someone in the United States, after waiting about 10 minutes. She spoke to a guy named William, and had to briefly explain to him what was going on. He was very apologetic, but he said that we would have to wait three days to get someone out here. My mom started yelling again, and chewed him out for another half-hour. She informed him that we had referred a lot of people to his company, and she did not deserve to be treated that way. The guy still tried to give her a hard time but she wouldn't let him. She told him if he didn't get someone out here in an hour, she would call a TV station and let them know how well they treat their customers.

He stalled and sputtered for a while, pretending like he was looking something up or doing something on the computer. He said it was just past the end of the shift and all of the technicians had gone home. My mom suggested, very strongly, that he call someone back out and have it fixed. He said he couldn't do it, but he could have someone out here first thing in the morning. He said that that was the best that he could do. I don't know what happened with the deal that they couldn't get someone out for three days. Anyway, my mother said that that was all right, but if the guy wasn't out here first thing in the morning, at 8 AM like he promised, she would call the television station and go to the newspapers and anybody else that would listen and complain about their service.

Well, the technician showed up the very next morning, an hour late. It took him 2 1/2 hours, but he got everything going. When he came, I told him that the previous technician had cut the wire in the box. He said he had to start at the middle of the system and work back both ways just to make sure. He would not listen to me when I told him that the line was cut in the box. When he got everything going, I asked him what was wrong. He told me that the line was cut in the box. Now I wonder where I heard that before?

The bottom line is that we went through all that headache, all that arguing and bull crap, was out of service for over 24 hours, when all anybody would have to do was come out and make a simple splice. If they had sent someone out that night, and that person listened to me, it all could have been taken care of in less than an hour.

The major part of the problem was the guy over in India. He just would not listen to me, and he stuck to the script that he was reading from. If he had understood English, he could have had it taken care of right away. Instead, we had to argue with them for over 4 1/2 hours, and I had to wait over 24 hours for them to get it fixed all the time worrying about what I would do if my mother needed an ambulance.

That is a hell of a way to treat their customers.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, the people in India can read, write, and speak English. But they do not understand it!!!

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Classmates Part 11

This is just about the end of my classmates series. There are 1 or 2 people that I haven't been able to find, so when I do find their pics, I'll post them. Until then, enjoy!

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Keith

After high school, Keith worked on a few farms tending livestock. He usually smelled like poo whenever he came over. When he turned 21, he decided to change careers and became a Chippendales dancer. Now he just smells real bad.

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Allen

Allen went on to college after high school, where he got a degree in music. During and after college he played in allot of bands, and ended up going on tour. He got tired of touring, and decided to get married and settled down in Colorado. He moved to Florida so he could tease old people.

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Dave

Dave married Marsha and then did a stint in the Army. After Dave got out of the Army, they settled in the south. Dave enjoys wood working and goosing old ladies.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Classmates Part 10

Well, here's part 10, I came in to escape the heat and humidity for a little while, so I took the opportunity to post part 10.

I don't have much free time now that summer is here, so I have to take advantage of the free time when I can get it.

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Sharon

Sharon got married and moved to Oregon. She runs a few Starbucks. She does all her own dental work. She likes to go into crowded elevators and make people think the guy next to her did it.

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Dave

Dave married Sharon and moved to Mississippi. He later got divorced. He likes to patrol the interstate and stop the bad people. Maybe some day he will become a policeman

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Connie

Connie has been married twice. She went to college and got an undergraduate degree in business management. She does charity work teaching people how to use toilet paper.

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Kevin

Kevin went on to college and returned to the area. He is divorced. He says with a little luck he could become a garbage man some day.

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Charlie

Charlie is a professor of nuclear physics at M.I.T. He and his wife have 3 children; DeVon, Shawnequa, and Ralph. He sometimes stinks like rotten cheese.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Classmates Part 9

Well here we are again kiddies, part 9 of my classmates series.

I finally got some time to work on this, so here we are.

If you like it, feel free to leave a comment. If you are one of the people listed here, or know one, leave a comment. I'd really like to know what you think.

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Pat

Pat went on to college and became the student body president because she had such a nice student body. She returned home and got married and started a family. Her husband races stock cars on the weekend. On nice summer evenings she can be found standing on the roof of her house, completely naked except for paper bags on her feet, shouting “Give me liberty or give me a potato!!!”

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Sue

Sue married Gilbert after high school and moved to Kentucky. She has a very large family. Gilbert works as a mechanic at a car dealership, and Sue works part time as a professor at the local clown college.

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Charlie

Charlie got a job with the railroad as a conductor. He enjoys shouting “All aboard!” Maybe some day he'll do it when he's at work. He got thrown out of Wal-mart because he made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies room.

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Julie

Julie moved to Nevada and got married. She has a long neck now from eating too much beef jerky. She wished her husband took more Viagra.

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Ronnie

Ronnie went to West Point and did a stint in the military. When he got out, he moved to Colorado and got married. He likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. His doctor told him to wear a helmet. He likes it when people call him “Mr. Sticky”

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Classmates Part 8

Well it seems I've caught a little bit of a break, so I thought I'd put up part 8 of my series about my classmates. So, without further ado, return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear................sorry, got a little carried away there.

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Steve

Steve still maintains a house in Custer Park, although he is hardly ever there. He spends most of his time in New York and Paris, where he is known as an expert on men’s fashion

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Sharon

After high school, Sharon got married to Dave T., I think. I heard that she later divorce him. After her divorce became final, she moved to the south of France and is a live ammunition tester.

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Mike

Mike is married to a nurse and living in Channahon. At last report, he was thinking of starting his own business. In the evening, Mike likes to make home made ice cream that tastes like sushi.

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Jill

Jill went on to college and got a masters degree in knitting. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She likes to sneak into church and shout “Over here!”

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Chris

Chris stayed in Braidwood and got married. They run a tomato stand down by the highway. She says her brother is still mean to her and has webbed toes. She still likes to pee in his corn flakes.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Classmates, Part 7

Here is part 7 of my classmates series. I wasn't expecting to get it published so soon, but I have a little bit of time now that it's been raining all day.

I guess that's one good thing about the rain, Another is that I won't have to open up the summer weekend place this week. The later, the better when it comes to that place.

Maybe more about that later. For now, I hope you enjoy reading about some of my high school class mates.

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Susan

Susan married Chuck and has 2 daughters, and lives in Braidwood. She is a nurse at Silver Cross Hospital. Susan is amazing. If you want to know what she looks like now, picture her exactly as she was in high school, with her hair cut to shoulder length. She hasn't aged a second. She must have that Dick Clark gene. She can often be found chasing people around the town square shouting “Bend over, I’m a nurse!”

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Maria

After high school, Maria married that Love dude. I heard she divorced him and married somebody else. In the evenings she likes to run around her front yard in circles, waving her arms above her head and shouting Whirl whirl whirl!!!

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Jim

Jim moved out west to become a prospector and minor league baseball coach. He has a part time job chewing food for other people.

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Sue

Sue moved to Colorado and became an amateur wrestler. She has a rectal infection that makes her fart allot. They think she caused her pet dog to die.

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Harriet

Harriet moved to Kankakee and started a family. She is self employed as a door knob tester. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. She likes to go to clothing stores, go into a fitting room, waite awhile, and then shout “HEY! THERE’S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!”

Friday, May 08, 2009

Classmates Part 6

I finally got a few minutes free, so here is the latest installment of my classmates series. Seems like the warmer the weather gets, the less time I have. Oh well, soon it'll be too hot and humid to do anything outside. Lets see, what can I dream up next?

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John

John is married and has children. He lives in Louisiana where he is a college professor. He is an army veteran. He is fluent in Russian. He did most of his hitch in Quantico, Virginia. He likes to sneak up on little old ladies and shout Hey grandma, lets party!. Then when they're not looking he smears bacon grease on the handles of their walkers. He likes to go to big stores and put boxes of condoms in other people’s carts when they aren’t looking.

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Ted

Ted still lives in Braidwood in the family house that he bought from his brothers. He works in the cafeteria of the high school, where the kids call him the guy that works in the cafeteria. He has an illness that makes him scratch allot. When an announcement comes over the PA system, he curls up in the fetal position and screams “OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!”

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Verlin

Verlin joined the military and became a war hero. Now he sells perfume in a department store. Sirens make him cry. He was caught in the local NAPA store practicing his “Madonna look” with plastic funnels.

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Debby

Debby is married and she lives on a farm with her family in the Braidwood - Coal City area. She lost all her teeth when she was licking an egg beater after making a cake and her cat turned it on.

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Jim

Jim is married and living in Bonfield. He crashed his car allot after high school, and now he talks real slow.

Saturday, May 02, 2009

A Must Read

A fellow blogger, Laurie Kendrick, has published a post about the Messiah, Obama the savior, and his first 100 days in office.

She lists all of the things that he's done in office so far.

Laurie is a fantastic writer, and I urge everyone to visit her blog and see what she has to say.

To see what she had to say about Obama, go here: http://lauriekendrick.wordpress.com/2009/05/01/our-obamanation-the-first-100-days/

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Classmates, part 5

Well, here we are with the fifth installment of my classmates. Wish I could be more consistent with getting things out, but things are getting a little hectic now that the summer is trying to get here.

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Bill

Bill still lives in the vicinity. He married one of Mike’s sisters. He wants to be a doctor and can write his own name. He likes to dart around department stores while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme song.

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Lori

Lori is married and still lives in the Braidwood area. She likes country music now (BOOOO!). She likes to chase people through her pumpkin patch in her underwear. She likes to say “Pst, come here!”

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David

David is single again. He has 15 children, all with the same name. He owns the world’s biggest flea circus. He still dreams of becoming a rodeo clown.

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Greg

Greg is married and living in Braidwood. He is a fireman and has been on TV. He enjoys telling people that he's a fireman and has been on TV. You might be able to catch him sneaking out behind the firehouse to shake out his hose.

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Doug

“Grandpa” Doug is married, and has children and grandchildren. He became a grandfather in his 30's. He is an independent trucker. He can often be heard on the CB radio saying “Grandma has sores all over and the flies are terrible!”

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Classmates, Part 4 (I think)

Well, this is the latest installment of my classmates. Took me long enough to get it up. (nyuk nyuk nyuk) I think it's the fourth installment. If not, so what? So there!

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Betty

Betty is single and works in a dog collar factory. She chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. She likes to date younger men with teeth.

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Luther

Luther is divorced. He still dreams of being a television preacher. He is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances. He likes to go to different businesses and use their security cameras for mirrors while he picks his nose.

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Angie

Angie is married and has children. She is not allowed to throw heavy things any more. She used to do magic tricks with mice and squirrels.

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Bonnie

Bonnie got married and moved away. She raises possums in her back yard. She likes to sit in the corner and make sounds like steam.

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Peggy

Peggy got married and moved to Lockport. Her kids make her nervous. She bit the mail man. While handling guns in the hunting department at Wal-Mart she likes to ask the clerks where the antidepressants are.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Classmates, part 3

This is the third installment of my classmates. Will there be more? Only time will tell!

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Karen

Karen has children and grand children. For relaxation, Karen likes to go down by the highway and throw pudding at passing cars. When she goes to Best Buy and a clerk asks if they could help her, she begins crying and screams “Why can’t you people leave me alone!”

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Monica

Monica is married and living in Gardner with her husband and children. She is involved in her children’s school. She unwinds by going into Chicago and telling people they can keep their big city and then giving them the bird.

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LuAnn

LuAnn is a housewife living in Braidwood. She likes to listen to gangsta rap while planting trees. It's rumored that she likes to break into peoples houses late at night and put saran wrap on their toilet bowls.

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Alan

Alan is single and lives in a cave. He likes to cover himself in honey and jump out from behind trees and shout Boo! Some day he hopes to do this when there are other people around.

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Bob

Bob lives in California. He has allot of pets. He once went 53 days without taking a bath. He likes to wear other people’s underwear. He likes to sit in the dark and make animal noises.

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Classmates, part 2

This is the second installment of my classmates postings. I hope you enjoy reading about the people that I went to school with. They were quite an "interesting" bunch!

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Donna

Donna is living in the Coal City area. She is looking forward to retiring soon and spending her days riding around Coal City in squirrel powered go karts. She once hid in a clothing rack, and when people browsed by she yelled “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

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Janice

Janice is married. She is running for vice president of the Nude Bee Keeping Association. She makes sweaters out of belly button lint. The last time she went shopping, she moved the “CAUTION – WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area.

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Debby

There isn't a picture of Debby in the yearbook. She is married to Ron Mitchel and has children. She spends allot of time trying to keep her sanity after dealing with the Mitchel

Clan

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Janice

Janice is engaged. She is a bunny wrangler. In her off hours, she can be found in the middle of town throwing cats at people. She went to Target and set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers she’d invite them in if they brought blankets and pillows from the bedding department.

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Bev

Bev is married to Donnie and living in a new house on Essex road. She has children. She likes to listen to her husband sing show tunes.

Classmates, Part 1

It's been a while since I've posted anything. Things have been hectic around here lately; I had water in the basement, I've been sick, my mom's been sick, and I have been working on this particular post. Instead of posting it all in one shot, I'll post it a little at a time. Since there wasn't a whole lot of people that graduated from my high school, this shouldn't take too long.

These are the people that graduated high school with me. My home town wasn't all that big when I graduated, so there weren't all that many people that graduated from my high school - Reed-Custer High School.

Soooooooo, here are some of my classmates, and a little info about them........

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Jacqui

Jacqui is married and living in the area. She has children. Her hobbies include reading, horseback riding, and burning things with her flame thrower. She likes to go to the housewares department of the local Wall-Mart and set the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals.

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Pat

Pat is married and has children. He lives in a suburb of Chicago. His hobbies include playing pick up basketball and telling people that he's Irish. He likes to go down to the park and body slam old ladies.

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Ross

Ross is living in Plainfield. He is divorced and has no children. He holds 8 associate degrees. His hobbies include standing in mud puddles, and rolling naked on a floor covered with carpet tacks while chewing on aluminum foil and rubbing a cheese grater over his face.

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Bruce

Bruce is married and living in town. He has children. He works at the high school. Bruce likes to spend his spare time making sock puppets and frightening small animals. He went to the K-Mart service desk and tried to put a bag of M&M’s on layaway.

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Jim

Jim is married and has children. In his spare time, Jim likes to drag race in the summer, and in the winter he tells everyone about his high school days playing basketball. He has this “thing” about meat thermometers.