I finally got a few minutes free, so here is the latest installment of my classmates series. Seems like the warmer the weather gets, the less time I have. Oh well, soon it'll be too hot and humid to do anything outside. Lets see, what can I dream up next?
John
John is married and has children. He lives in Louisiana where he is a college professor. He is an army veteran. He is fluent in Russian. He did most of his hitch in Quantico, Virginia. He likes to sneak up on little old ladies and shout Hey grandma, lets party!. Then when they're not looking he smears bacon grease on the handles of their walkers. He likes to go to big stores and put boxes of condoms in other people’s carts when they aren’t looking.
Ted
Ted still lives in Braidwood in the family house that he bought from his brothers. He works in the cafeteria of the high school, where the kids call him the guy that works in the cafeteria. He has an illness that makes him scratch allot. When an announcement comes over the PA system, he curls up in the fetal position and screams “OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!”
Verlin
Verlin joined the military and became a war hero. Now he sells perfume in a department store. Sirens make him cry. He was caught in the local NAPA store practicing his “Madonna look” with plastic funnels.
Debby
Debby is married and she lives on a farm with her family in the Braidwood - Coal City area. She lost all her teeth when she was licking an egg beater after making a cake and her cat turned it on.
Jim
Jim is married and living in Bonfield. He crashed his car allot after high school, and now he talks real slow.
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