Classmates, part 5

Well, here we are with the fifth installment of my classmates. Wish I could be more consistent with getting things out, but things are getting a little hectic now that the summer is trying to get here.

Bill

Bill still lives in the vicinity. He married one of Mike’s sisters. He wants to be a doctor and can write his own name. He likes to dart around department stores while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme song.

Lori

Lori is married and still lives in the Braidwood area. She likes country music now (BOOOO!). She likes to chase people through her pumpkin patch in her underwear. She likes to say “Pst, come here!”

David

David is single again. He has 15 children, all with the same name. He owns the world’s biggest flea circus. He still dreams of becoming a rodeo clown.

Greg

Greg is married and living in Braidwood. He is a fireman and has been on TV. He enjoys telling people that he's a fireman and has been on TV. You might be able to catch him sneaking out behind the firehouse to shake out his hose.

Doug

“Grandpa” Doug is married, and has children and grandchildren. He became a grandfather in his 30's. He is an independent trucker. He can often be heard on the CB radio saying “Grandma has sores all over and the flies are terrible!”

Classmates, Part 4 (I think)

Well, this is the latest installment of my classmates. Took me long enough to get it up. (nyuk nyuk nyuk) I think it's the fourth installment. If not, so what? So there!

Betty

Betty is single and works in a dog collar factory. She chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. She likes to date younger men with teeth.

Luther

Luther is divorced. He still dreams of being a television preacher. He is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances. He likes to go to different businesses and use their security cameras for mirrors while he picks his nose.

Angie

Angie is married and has children. She is not allowed to throw heavy things any more. She used to do magic tricks with mice and squirrels.

Bonnie

Bonnie got married and moved away. She raises possums in her back yard. She likes to sit in the corner and make sounds like steam.

Peggy

Peggy got married and moved to Lockport. Her kids make her nervous. She bit the mail man. While handling guns in the hunting department at Wal-Mart she likes to ask the clerks where the antidepressants are.