Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Classmates, Part 4 (I think)

Well, this is the latest installment of my classmates. Took me long enough to get it up. (nyuk nyuk nyuk) I think it's the fourth installment. If not, so what? So there!

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Betty

Betty is single and works in a dog collar factory. She chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. She likes to date younger men with teeth.

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Luther

Luther is divorced. He still dreams of being a television preacher. He is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances. He likes to go to different businesses and use their security cameras for mirrors while he picks his nose.

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Angie

Angie is married and has children. She is not allowed to throw heavy things any more. She used to do magic tricks with mice and squirrels.

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Bonnie

Bonnie got married and moved away. She raises possums in her back yard. She likes to sit in the corner and make sounds like steam.

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Peggy

Peggy got married and moved to Lockport. Her kids make her nervous. She bit the mail man. While handling guns in the hunting department at Wal-Mart she likes to ask the clerks where the antidepressants are.

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