Classmates, part 3

This is the third installment of my classmates. Will there be more? Only time will tell!

Karen

Karen has children and grand children. For relaxation, Karen likes to go down by the highway and throw pudding at passing cars. When she goes to Best Buy and a clerk asks if they could help her, she begins crying and screams “Why can’t you people leave me alone!”

Monica

Monica is married and living in Gardner with her husband and children. She is involved in her children’s school. She unwinds by going into Chicago and telling people they can keep their big city and then giving them the bird.

LuAnn

LuAnn is a housewife living in Braidwood. She likes to listen to gangsta rap while planting trees. It's rumored that she likes to break into peoples houses late at night and put saran wrap on their toilet bowls.

Alan

Alan is single and lives in a cave. He likes to cover himself in honey and jump out from behind trees and shout Boo! Some day he hopes to do this when there are other people around.

Bob

Bob lives in California. He has allot of pets. He once went 53 days without taking a bath. He likes to wear other people’s underwear. He likes to sit in the dark and make animal noises.