Classmates, part 5

Well, here we are with the fifth installment of my classmates. Wish I could be more consistent with getting things out, but things are getting a little hectic now that the summer is trying to get here.

Bill

Bill still lives in the vicinity. He married one of Mike’s sisters. He wants to be a doctor and can write his own name. He likes to dart around department stores while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme song.

Lori

Lori is married and still lives in the Braidwood area. She likes country music now (BOOOO!). She likes to chase people through her pumpkin patch in her underwear. She likes to say “Pst, come here!”

David

David is single again. He has 15 children, all with the same name. He owns the world’s biggest flea circus. He still dreams of becoming a rodeo clown.

Greg

Greg is married and living in Braidwood. He is a fireman and has been on TV. He enjoys telling people that he's a fireman and has been on TV. You might be able to catch him sneaking out behind the firehouse to shake out his hose.

Doug

“Grandpa” Doug is married, and has children and grandchildren. He became a grandfather in his 30's. He is an independent trucker. He can often be heard on the CB radio saying “Grandma has sores all over and the flies are terrible!”